Why Men Have Better Friends
April 17th, 2008 admin Posted in Humor |
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.
May 26th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Haha! Love it! Showing how each sex lies.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
its not showing how both sexes lie, you’re retarded. it is showing how the girls told the truth because they didn’t know, but showing how the guys were such good friends that they didn’t know what he did and still lied to have his back…meaning guys are better friends than women
May 27th, 2008 at 2:15 am
It’s worrying that someone had to explain this…
May 27th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Slammer, in the woman’s scenario, it does not illustrate if her 10 best friends were telling the truth.
The 10 friends may have all known about his wife sleeping over at another friends house, but chose to lie about it for some reason. Maybe revenge?
9 of the 10 may not have known about his wife’s night at all and were telling the truth while the remaining friend told a lie.
All 10 may have been telling the truth and the husband simply did not ask enough people. He could have also just asked his wife which friend.
In the man’s case, it does not show that the other men did not know about their friends night. It does show that the majority of them lied about their friend.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:32 am
STOP ANALYZING A FUCKING JOKE YAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!
May 27th, 2008 at 3:15 am
As someone said… analyzing a joke is like dissecting a frog… you get to see how the frog is built but the frog dies.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:28 am
At least the frog didnt have to die this time for man’s own sel-fish gain, or consuption! Death to the enfidals!
May 27th, 2008 at 4:08 am
The original man and woman both lied, as well as (at least) the man’s friends. That might what Spiegal was talking about…
May 27th, 2008 at 4:34 am
And there is always the possibility that one of women lied to hide a lesbian relationship. Come to think of it, maybe several of them lied to cover a group-lesbian cult. It gets more suspicious the more you think about it.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:49 am
Women’s friends won’t lie for them about their affair, but every man’s friend will try to save his neck over his affair.
Implying women don’t care about their friends as much as mens’ friends.
No wait…… eh…. (grrrr)
Get fucked the lot of you - except my friends that is….
May 27th, 2008 at 5:30 am
jesus H.
everyone needs to take the stick out of their ass, and sniff it.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Hahahaha! Brilliant!
May 27th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Ten women all telling the same story ? This is definately a lesbian thing.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:32 am
My view of it was closer to someone than it was to slammer. Its not so much about analyzing the joke as it is conveying what your impression of it was, thats all.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:36 am
she was @ my house. stop ur damned snooping before we get caught.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I’m not your friend, guy!
May 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Actually, what this illustrates is NOT the quality of friendships, but the what happens when two people who can\’t even be friends, end up married. Nowhere in the text does it state or even imply that the offending spouse had any extramarital affair. However, it does show that these two people have absolutely no trust or respect for each other. The fact that ANYONE lied also shows that that particular individual has absolutely no morals. Everyone missed the underlying major issue: when does telling the truth become wrong?
May 27th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
its infidels dumbass
May 27th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Jojimbo that’s the best comment I’ve read today (although i have only read these comments).
May 27th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I am really confused. doesnt the joke just mean that the woman is having an affair and the man was just staying at some friends house and 2 of them still think he is there.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Yet another site I’ve stumbled upon that has more interesting commments than information….
the joke at top is kinda funny though it’s not as if I haven’t heard it a million times.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Seems to me that James is on the money here. If so it is necessary to (a) confirm that it is indeed a lesbian group operating in a clandestine manner to protect a fellow \"lady with comfortable shoes\" and (b) find out where we can get the photos
May 28th, 2008 at 4:42 am
I’m glad I’m not alone here - I feel validated. I’ve seen a lot of posts on the web lately where a significantly sized group of women project identical views with seemingly no co-ordination between them. Coincidence? Maybe - maybe not. I detect the quiet but busy hands of a lesbian conspracy working a point over and over and over….
May 28th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Seen it before, but still love it!
May 28th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Exactly James - spot on again my friend. Look at the Spice Girls. If that is not the best example of a bunch of carpet munchers hiding in plain sight I don’t know what is…I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want. Yeah right!
May 29th, 2008 at 4:07 am
I cant believe you dipshits are debating this crap, you must all be americans ..fucktards argue anything because they think they know it all
May 29th, 2008 at 10:13 am
@Milander - Yup. I know exactly what you’re talking about.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
God I fucking hate you all.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
The frog died because it didn’t jump out of the warming pot.
Maybe one of the guys was throwing a all night party and thought the friend was still there. Maybe the wife was out shopping because it just might be the day after Thanksgiving.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Ah the Internet….. The only place where people have a serious debate about a joke.
Well on second thought that applies also to universities now and in the past.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
(if you try to answer that one your crazier than I am)
May 29th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
god slammer is an idiot. yes both sexes lied
May 29th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I want to shoot the person that thought it would be a great idea to put comment sections on the bottom of webpages…Also captchas.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:03 am
I scolled down here, reading all these comments, and I forgot what I read at the top of the page.
May 30th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
can’t we all just…get along?
May 30th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
@the Walrus: You know what’s up.
I just thought the guys had a party and 2 of them were clueless.
And that the wife has more than 10 friends.
May 30th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Actually… I think the inferred message here is that the wife and her friends have a terrorist sect and are planning Obama\’s assassination, to show their support for Hillary Clinton… They were in a meeting that night, and that\’s the reason why they all told the husband they didn\’t know anything about it. God, you morons… How could you not have gotten this?
May 31st, 2008 at 1:35 am
maybe bobby just got out of the shower and pam had just woken up it explains everything
May 31st, 2008 at 10:55 am
Its obvious. Multiple universes. The man was at all the houses at the same time. Women have no ability to grasp phisics so us me have to lie.
May 31st, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Dear Arguing People,
Fuck you.
Fuck the lot of you.
IT’S A JOKE. GET OVER IT.
Love,
someone with an IQ higher than 2.
May 31st, 2008 at 10:23 pm
An affair is definitely implied its the only scenario where the joke would be funny.
June 1st, 2008 at 10:02 am
God I love when the comments are more funny to read than the actual joke.
June 1st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I also can confirm that he’s here!
June 1st, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I’m not your guy, buddy!
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 am
I’m not your buddy, friend!
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:49 am
Some are a little more mature than others here?
Others are just plain dumb..
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 am
They’re all members of the blowjob squad.
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 am
The man should have called “his” so called friends to find out which one (or 2 or 3)his wife spent the night with!
The man passed out drunk on the porch, and only said he slept at a friends. check the piss stains on the front of his pants.
Good joke though.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:17 am
one day i am gonna kill that slammer.. he is one who started this crap….
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
This was a joke? I don’t get it.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I think James has got the right idea here.
Its gotta be a lesbian cult.
Definitely.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Omg, the jokes not even funny.. why would you argue about a boring joke?
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
ur all stooped
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
No what it shows is how millions of years of evolution come down to this. A majority of humanity being douche bags
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
its saying that guys are dumb e.g. god woke up one day and said to him/her self “you know what im going to make a human”
so next day he makes a man and do you know what god said????
WHOOPS
June 4th, 2008 at 6:58 am
lol the joke was funny but the lesbian cult idea and the multiple universes comment made me nearly piss myself, this shits hilarious
p.s. every comment that calls the others stupid is redundant
June 4th, 2008 at 10:21 am
This made my morning
June 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
“Women in comfortable shoes”? Brilliant wossname.
Does make lesbians sound like gay indians though. like that one from the village people. if he were a she. maybe.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Maybe the woman has a night job.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Stop analyzing it, a joke is a joke. If you need it to be explained you’re an idiot.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I agree with anon… YARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH!
June 5th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
maybe the wife and husband were at the frogs house..
June 9th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Stop analyzing people who are analyzing the joke.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Is the frog a lesbian? :S
June 9th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
These comments are hilarious. The story was lame at best.
Seriously, some of you are very, very ill. If you come to a site like this and get worked up over a joke… you should get seek some professional help.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:04 am
The woman was out shopping. Any further inquiries to the ridiculous claim of a “Lesbian Cult” shall be tracked down, and the instigator will be tortured and shot… It is for your own good.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:32 am
haha so true how men are up eachothers ass!! They dare not stray from their crew. But really? is that a good thing?
June 10th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Maybe it demonstrates that most women wouldn’t suspect their own friends of cheating. I know I wouldn’t, I would be more concerned for their safety so I would be honest.
Anyway, joke is old and lame.
June 11th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
haha that’s totally what would happen
June 14th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Wow you all are arguing over a joke. Sheesh, please kill yourselves now!
June 15th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
These comments are funnier then the joke.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I find pie an excellent dessert or a wonderful late night treat. How about it, the next time you meet up with someone you care about, take them to get a piece of pie. Pie makes everything all that much better. These comments need pie…
June 15th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Ah, my friend! While I agree that these comments need some form of delicious baked good, I humbly disagree of your decision. A rich yellow cake, or maybe a smooth red velvet cake would vitalize and invigorate the viewers of this particular page! Don’t even begin me on frostings! The possibilities are endless, each one more delectable then the last.
June 15th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Ho Ho! Gentlemen, you both are wrong! Allow me to tantalize your appetites with tales to toasted walnuts resting atop a bed of moist carrot cake, nestled in the safety of a dainty wrapper. What is left to be desired? The chewiness of the fruit, the heat of the steam as you bite through the crisp crust, simply awe inspiring. Now, chums, would you not agree that you have some special part of your heart dedicated to that of the Muffin? Every man, woman, child and beast loves the Muffin! I ask, neigh, dare you to find me a lucid being unwilling to ingest the heavenly perfection one finds in the paper or foil cup of the closest muffin pan closest to you!
June 15th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
HAY GUYZ, PANKAKES R DA BEST!! U ASSHOLES DON’T KNOW WHAT UR TALKIN BOUT1 MY MOMZ MAKES DA BEST PANKAKES!11111111!! FAGGOTS!!!!!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:04 am
people have too much time on their hands.. myself included
June 18th, 2008 at 11:15 am
funny. and come on like her girlfriends wouldnt have known about it
June 20th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Death… of… joke…. THANKS A LOT, DICKWEEDS!
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
no need to even read joke, comments were funny enough
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
This was obviously photoshopped.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:00 am
I’m not your buddy freind!
June 24th, 2008 at 9:59 am
I’m not your friend pal!
June 25th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
What was photoshopped?
June 25th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
If anything it shows how guys are too good friends considering the fact that eight said he slept over a their house last night.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I’m not your pal buddy!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:20 pm
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
July 1st, 2008 at 9:20 pm
AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE
July 4th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Then all the women started calling each other to gossip about her having a affair.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am
All you guys are funny!! Its true… Guys would always have there backs and girls just dont give too shi*’s
July 26th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Relationship is just too complicated.
Ya actually a men they will cover for their friend even they know that cheating is wrong, while women will always tend to tell their friend that your another half is cheating and you should do something on it.
Is not that women or men is not a good friend but this is the nature of man and woman.
For example I am a man I know my friend is cheating on his wife and have sex with another woman, I won’t tell her gf (my good friend) as well.
For the women one i don’t know maybe i can ask my gf about it.
Maybe watch some sex and the city might help to understand the situation.
Actually analyse a joke is not killing a frog.
Is it a very good thinking process to improve our mind set and is a very good brain exercise.
July 27th, 2008 at 2:26 am
If woman didn’t have a hole to put it in…. the dumpsters would be full of them.
July 28th, 2008 at 8:42 am
that is so true all the women tell him that they were not with them and that gets them in trouble then the lads lie and it gets them in even more trouble.My friends would say that i was with them trying to cover for me…They would think that it would be the best thing to do but end up making matters worse..
July 28th, 2008 at 10:48 am
huh i don’t get the joke?
July 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
after this im throwing my pc in dumpster
July 29th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Are we still going out for pancakes?
July 30th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Had the woman forewarned a friend I’m sure one would have lied for her. But as it stands in this scenario, the women were likely honestly worried about their friend’s whereabouts, as opposed to the men who automatically assumed that their friend was sleepin’ around like a scoundrel.
That’s just my two cents, anyway.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:55 am
Time of death: 4:07 AM
August 20th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Did anyone think that its to show just how much hte woman and man dont trust each other, they actually had to call each others friends to make sure they were telling the truth, i mean if you said to your friend i stayed at a girls last night he wouldnt go around calling people to make sure just like if a girl said that she stayed at a guys her friends wouldnt go calling around to see if its true, so the passage coulda jsut been trying to point out that they dont trust each other
thats what i think anyway
August 24th, 2008 at 5:07 am
I wish I had 10 friends.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
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some person Says:
May 27th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Slammer, in the woman’s scenario, it does not illustrate if her 10 best friends were telling the truth.
The 10 friends may have all known about his wife sleeping over at another friends house, but chose to lie about it for some reason. Maybe revenge?
9 of the 10 may not have known about his wife’s night at all and were telling the truth while the remaining friend told a lie.
All 10 may have been telling the truth and the husband simply did not ask enough people. He could have also just asked his wife which friend.
In the man’s case, it does not show that the other men did not know about their friends night. It does show that the majority of them lied about their friend.
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there’s always some humorless dipshit who has to overanalize jokes