34 nutshots in 30 seconds

May 18th, 2008 admin

Guys, get ready to wince

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Sensible Observations

May 2nd, 2008 admin

1. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
–Author Unknown

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Background people - some NSFW

May 1st, 2008 admin

People always seem to get into your picture when you least expect it.

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Top 10 signs you might be a terrorist

April 2nd, 2008 admin

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4. You’ve never been asked, “Does this burka make my ass look big?”
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. A common compliment is, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

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Best Divorce Letter Ever!!! A must read!!

March 27th, 2008 admin

I pissed myself when I read this, I got to hand it to this guy… he’s got balls.
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